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1. By that, I mean I spent an hour or so doing
Internet searches and asked some friends
(lawyers and not) for their favorites. One
of the websites I looked as Australian, so
I think the reference to “the earth” is appropriate.
3. And this is coming from someone who is
writing an article on lawyer jokes. Trust
me, I see the irony.
6. This was actually a random find on the Internet. It was familiar, but the above iteration is found at www.milwaukee-business-lawyer.com/my-favorite-lawyerclient-joke.
7. Again, there seems to be an unlimited
number of iterations on this one, so I went
with one told by a friend who happens to be
a chemical engineer.
A man in search of an attorney walks into
a lawyer’s office. He asks her how much
her rates are.
“It’ll cost $250 for me to answer up to
three questions,” the lawyer says.
“Wow. Isn’t that a bit much for only
three questions?” the man asks.
“Maybe,” she replied. “Now what’s
your third question?”
A mother and her daughter were visit-
SHORTER BUT GOOD
ing a cemetery on a crisp fall morning.
Walking through the leaves, the little
girl asked, “Mom, do they ever bury two
people in one grave?”
A little shocked, her mom replied,
“Why, no, honey. Why would you even
ask such a question?”
“Because a gravestone back there said
‘Here Lies an Honest Man and a Lawyer.’”
Q: What happens when you give a
male lawyer Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
Q: How do you address a lawyer who
doesn’t know the law?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have
A: Both have a one-in-three-million
chance to become a human being.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are in existence?
A: Only three. All the rest are true stories. NWL
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